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The 10 Rules of Kissing 1. Mind your breath. 2. Start slow. 3. Do not slobber. 4. Do not swallow the merchandise. 5. Breathe out of your nose. 6. Your tongue is not a stethoscope. 7. Do not kiss Miss Oral Herpes during an outbreak. 8. Understand just how gay butterfly kisses are. 9. Let her up for air every 30 minutes or so. 10. Make sure she brushes her teeth after she French kisses her pet rat. “Oh, Frodo, no one kisses as good as you, baby.” * Sex Tips 1 |
