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So, women say foreplay is overrated, do they? In that case, allow us to enlighten you with The Guy Report’s Two Minute Foreplay: 0-30 seconds Introduce yourself properly. Example: “Hi, my name is Randy, I’m a Pisces and I’ll be your sex guide for the next 16.2 minutes.” 30-60 seconds Remove clothing and discuss impending G-Spots. Example: Point directly to penis. 60-90 seconds Ask her to remove her clothing. Say: “You look hot. Have you lost weight?” 90-120 seconds Locate TV remote. Mention: “There’s a game on in 16.3 minutes. I don’t want to lose this remote anywhere it might be hard to dig out later. Wink, wink.” “Is that it over there?” “Come on, man! The game started an hour ago!” * Sex Tips 1 |
