Honey, I Blew The Drug Deal

Posted by Mr. Guy November - 18 - 2009 - Wednesday ADD COMMENTS

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You think you’re immune. From the pull, the energy, that sucks you forth, awaiting the moment when you can no longer resist its charms and you become one. WTF am I talking about? I’m talking about getting so addicted to our gadgets that we won’t ever be able to break away. Who am I kidding? We already can’t. The war is over. Technology won.

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You think I’m kidding? I’m not. It’s no longer about us getting into technology but, rather, technology getting into us, seeping into our neural landscape, the threads being rewired to accommodate the Conversion: Man Into Machine. Your f-ing kid already refuses to ever go outdoors again. Coincidence?

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F*ck yeah, we find ourselves in a truly exciting, and accelerating, time in history. But do ENOUGH of us ever stop to think of the implications? To wonder, and explore, what our roles are in the great conversion we’re taking part in? Or are we forever lost in our screens, fumbling for the next text message? Which leads to The Guy Report of the Day:

Drug Dealing Driver vs. Bicyclist.

Seriously, if you think the real drug is drugs, you’ve got another thing coming to ya. P.S. Looking for a new dealer. Preferable mode of transportation: skateboard.

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I Love Twitter

Posted by Mr. Guy November - 17 - 2009 - Tuesday ADD COMMENTS

Actually spotted at the beach today.

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The Penis Chronicles: Obama vs Hu?

Posted by Mr. Guy November - 17 - 2009 - Tuesday ADD COMMENTS

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“Yes, I understand if you want to cover-up our manhood in this exchange.”

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“But if I was to guess, I would say, about a three-inch handicap?”

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“Let me paint the picture for you: Black Man Walk Tall, Carry a Big Stick…”

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“I would prefer you just shake the hand.”

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“It is agreed upon then: my country still has a bigger penis than yours.”

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Sammy Sosa the New Michael Jackson

Posted by Mr. Guy November - 13 - 2009 - Friday ADD COMMENTS

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Do not adjust your dials! Yes, that is the former baseball player/steroid fiend (and black man) named Sammy Sosa.

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History of Friday the 13th

Posted by Mr. Guy November - 13 - 2009 - Friday ADD COMMENTS

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You feeling lucky today, punk? Let’s see you go Jackie Chan or Rocky on this day (because you’re going to need to!)

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Another TV Family Bites The Dust

Posted by Mr. Guy November - 13 - 2009 - Friday ADD COMMENTS

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Hey, Kelsey, sucks to have a gazillion dollars and no TV show (again), huh?

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Movie Review: 2012

Posted by Mr. Guy November - 13 - 2009 - Friday ADD COMMENTS

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It’s Good to be the Ex-President

Posted by Mr. Guy November - 12 - 2009 - Thursday ADD COMMENTS

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(In Japanese w/English subtitles) “Give me a D! Give me an O! Give me a U! Give me an H! Give me an E! Give me a B-What does it spell?” Yup. Douchebag.

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Nicholas Cage Being Stalked By Mime

Posted by Mr. Guy November - 12 - 2009 - Thursday 2 COMMENTS

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You can’t make this shit up!

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Nicole Kidman Still Has Boobs

Posted by Mr. Guy November - 12 - 2009 - Thursday ADD COMMENTS

What did one nipple say to the other? Well, in this case, “we’re almost there, peek-a-boo!”

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