Actually spotted at the beach today.
“Yes, I understand if you want to cover-up our manhood in this exchange.”
“But if I was to guess, I would say, about a three-inch handicap?”
“Let me paint the picture for you: Black Man Walk Tall, Carry a Big Stick…”
“I would prefer you just shake the hand.”
“It is agreed upon then: my country still has a bigger penis than yours.”
Do not adjust your dials! Yes, that is the former baseball player/steroid fiend (and black man) named Sammy Sosa.
You feeling lucky today, punk? Let’s see you go Jackie Chan or Rocky on this day (because you’re going to need to!)
(In Japanese w/English subtitles) “Give me a D! Give me an O! Give me a U! Give me an H! Give me an E! Give me a B-What does it spell?” Yup. Douchebag.
What did one nipple say to the other? Well, in this case, “we’re almost there, peek-a-boo!”
