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When it comes to this question, you'd better be ready for action. And, sometimes, that action could be lying your ass off. Thank you, Ashley Dupre, for the chance to "discuss." read

It's tourney time, take a video tour of three mid-majors, and the Pac-10, with the help of a few hot cheerleaders.
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TGR: Nominate your favorite black man for president and, with you as VP, tell us what you’d stand for.
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