Hey Guy:
I’m getting totally confused here, but what IS IT that women really want??? It’s so f’ing tiring trying to figure out.
- Confused Like Confucius, in Colorado 
Hey Confused (unlike Confucius!):
You can pretty much sum up what women want in five words that begin with the letter C:
1. Cash
2. Cars
3. Cum
4. Care
5. Control
If they attain all five, look out, women rule the world. Until then, guys will keep trying to withhold every item except 3. But eventually, guys are gonna need “3″ so bad that they’ll be caving on the other four in order to earn it, and, before you know it, Sarah Palin is the ruler of the Free World. Though, not sure how free it’ll be then. But you’ll understand women a lot better, no?
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