Attention: The first installment of Favorite Porn Titles was titled 9, the second 8, and the third 7. In other words, in case you suck at math, and have NO clue WTF we’re talking about, this is the fourth installment of our ongoing weekend series.

Your task is to guess which five titles are real, and which are phony.

1. Her First Big Whitie

“Beautiful women enjoy interracial passion.”

2. Great Cocks of Fire 6

“Hot firemen show off their poles.”

3. Farm Girls Gone Wild 3

“Sexy ranch hands expose more than farming techniques.”

4. Horny ASSraelis

“Middle Eastern women find nonstop passion.”

5. Ginormous Jugs 3

“Well-endowed hotties pop their tops and their cherries.”

6. Whore Wars 2

“Pimps show off their best assets.”

7. Catholic Whores Drink Cum 23

“Naughty school girls have a penance to pay.”

8. Do My Wife Please 55

“Wild women take new sexual partners.”

9. Long Dong Black Kong

“Young beauties enjoy interracial passion.”

10. Kansas City Cornholer

“Women are on high alert for a serial cornholer.” *

Real:1, 4, 5, 8, 9

Not real: 2, 3, 6, 7, 10

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