Here’s what we’re doing. We’re counting backwards from 9. In other words, the first installment of our fav porn titles was No. 9, so this one, the 8th, would be our second. Got it? Can we call in the fluffer now to deliver a list of this week’s favorites?

Once again, five are real, five are made up. You decide which.

1. Honolulu Horse Breeder
“Sexy stable women are asked to go the extra mile for their trainer.”

2. Bent Over N Juicy 2
“International hotties burst open with love juices.”

3. Bang My Clit Slowly 3
“A team of beautiful coeds find that softball isn’t their first love.”

4. Honey, I Boned the Kids
“Thirty-five sexy Mormon daughters compete for the attention of their father.”

5. Wheelchair Wanda and the Seven Dwarfs 2
“A paraplegic MILF rolls with seven boy toys. ”

6. Dawg the Booty Hunter
“Dawg punishes vixens for porn misconduct.”

7. Come on My Tattoo 2
“Exciting women demand complete satisfaction.”

8. Big Sausage Pizza 12
“Hungry women need plenty of meat to satisfy their appetites.”

9. Filty Hitchhikin’ Sluts
“Lusty women seek rides on the horny highway.”

10. Great Balls of Fury 8
“Sizzling babes who like to light men’s genitals on fire.”

Real: 2, 6, 7, 8, 9
Not Real: 1, 3, 4, 5, 10

If you scored lower than 3, may we suggest a little visit to your nearest PPV menu. Watch. Rinse. Repeat.