Randy Guy caught up with the Twins long after they were opening for a Drag show in the San Fernando Valley [see above]…BTW, no exclamation points were harmed, nor edited, during the conducting of this interview!!!!!!!!!

TGR: What’s the first thing you notice about a man?

Diane: I notice his teeth, then his skin. Right off the bat!!

Elaine: What pops out to me is a great smile!

TGR: How can he make you feel comfortable?

Elaine: When he is confident but not cocky. I don’t like a guy who’s full of himself!

TGR: What subjects should be covered in the first meeting?

Diane: A man should talk small-talk first, “Where are you from? Do you have brothers and sisters??” Then move into deeper, intelligent talk. Or something that makes you laugh!

TGR: What subjects are taboo?

Elaine: There are no “taboo” subjects.

TGR: When the moment of truth arrives – and he has to ask you out, or go home and regret it – how should a man stand and deliver?

Diane: Just be straight and direct with your questions: “I like you and want to get to know you better.” No pussy footing!!

TGR: Best opening line you’ve heard?

Elaine: Guys have complimented me on my eyes before ever saying “hello.” Start with a compliment, that’s always best to me!

TGR: Worst opening line?

Diane: Well if I’m alone, it’s: “Hey, babe!!” I’m like: “Hey, babe what?!!” If I’m with Elaine, it’s: “Ah, are you guys twins!!”

TGR: Ideal first date?

Elaine: A nice meal, some nice wine and nice conversation!

TGR: What’s a date killer?

Diane: Body odor, bad breath and boring conversation.

TGR: Turn-ons?

Elaine: A man who likes to suck my toes! All ten of them, thank you!

TGR: Biggest mistake a guy can make sexually?

Diane: 2 Fast 2 Furious!!

TGR: Boxers or briefs?

Elaine: I love those “tightie whites!”

TGR: Music that puts you in the mood?

Elaine: Sade, Sade, and Sade.

TGR: What percentage do you get hit on now, as opposed to life BC?

Elaine: Ha,ha! That’s cute! Guys ask us out all the time! It’s increased 150%! It has been wild.

TGR: Advice for men trying to score on twins?

Diane: Not gonna happen. Don’t go there!!

Elaine: Unless you’re rich!!

Diane: Yeah!!!