“Maybe we can afford something a little more upscale now, honey.”
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Found on the Huffington Post. One wonders if McCain won’t resort to his own debate chart for tomorrow night.

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EMERGENCY ALERT: A Fatwa has been issued on Clay Aiken

Seen on Adult Swim’s Sunday night block during Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show, John C. Reilly has one of the best sketch characters ever created. SNL hoofers should take notes, because they are nowhere near this funny. Watch a few of Brule’s Rules here.

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Check out the Movin on up gang, Weasie.

“I’m just gonna go around back and fix up the Black House.”

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Well we’re movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
Beans don’t burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin’
Just to get up that hill.
Now we’re up in the big leagues
Gettin’ our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it’s you and me baby
There ain’t nothin wrong with that.

Well we’re movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

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Bush reluctantly hands over key to the city.

“I don’t feel like I have to explain why Lindsay’s on the cabinet. Yes she can.”

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The Obama Family’s New BFF

“Please mommy, can we keep them?”

“Yes, mommy, can we keep them all ?”

“I promise not to videotape anything Michelle. And I’ll have the secret service clean up after her poops…”

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“Do you, Orenthal James, hereby agree to follow the word of the Torah, and to, from this day forth, be formerly known as Boobie James Witlessberg II?”

“You guys don’t believe in hell, right?”

“Right.”

“Then the glove fits.”

“La hiem.”

“Gesundheit. What are the odds I can get Madonna to visit me now?”

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Check out our list of Useless Sh*t.

Michelle Obama: I really don’t know what my husband can be thinking…with all these non-hypoallergenic puppies, and this dork behind me.

Paris Hilton: Oh, come on gangsta beeotch! It’s me!! Paris!!! We’re gonna be like sisters!!!! Check us out a few months from now, when we’re tearing D.C. up! Woot! Woot!

PH: Though I think someone needs to let go of her Redskins protest…But isn’t my skirt perfectly sluty?

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