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1. Sorry guys, Candice Michelle is a taken woman. So you’ll have to get your kicks with her recent Playboy spread (Hint: There’s also a certain movie out there…)
CM: I go to the chiropractor about twice a week. Whenever I’m in town. It’s my husband. And I think fate brought us together.
2. NO, she didn’t hookup with him because she knew she would need a chiropractor while being a member of the RAW team.
CM: We’ve been together seven-and-a-half years. And we’re about to have our year anniversary.
3. But, come on, you say, who really needs a chiropractor when they’re associated with fake wrestling?
CM: On a scale of one to ten, I would say RAW is an 8 (for reality). The story is choreographed, but when I take a closeline, I’m landing on my back. And that mat is only a half an inch thick. Don’t think when we get hit it’s not real. And believe me, the blood is all real. My biggest problem is I keep forgetting to ‘tuck the neck.’ I think I have permanent whiplash because of it.
4. So one would think Miss Go Daddy likes things, okay: sex, rough. We give her the one through ten scale again.
CM: I’d say a 6 or 7. But I don’t want to come home every time and have it be wham- bam-thank you-ma’am. Sometimes I want to be touched and sweet-talked and have a really passionate evening. There are also times I don’t mind a little hair pulling.
5. Does she make it a habit of wrestling men?
CM: Not besides my husband. But he doesn’t like it when I practice my wrestling moves on him. Though, I make it up to him. I would like to pin Shaq. I don’t think my wrestling moves would do it, but I could use sex appeal to pin him. I have other assets that would slam him. He’s one of my favorite basketball players.
6. Candice talks major smack when it comes to her hoop game and says she will accept any challenge (are you listening Shaq?).
CM: My ball handling is really great. I’ll go behind the back on you and do a 360. And I have a pretty shot.
7. And if you want to know what her signature move is on the mat, it’s not actually on the mat, per se…
CM: It’s called “Candylicious,” and I’m on the top rope and I slip down the side of the rope…
8. We interrupt to ask if it’s something a stripper might do.
CM: Everything I do is kind of stripper-ish…And then I have my opponents head grasped between my legs and I try to choke her out.
9. You want know which RAW wrestler Candice has in her choke sights?
CM: Trish Stratus. She’s been the world champ for over a year. It’s time for a new champ to come on in. And I really want to get that belt around my waist.
10. So why not ask the script gods to help her out?
CM: Usually the scripts are decided by the fans. Wrestlers either come in as “Heels” or “Babyfaces.” I’m a Heel, and I love it. I get to be down-and-dirty and nasty and cheap.
11. Speaking of cheap. In the Go Daddy commercial, one of the judges says definitively: “Those are not real.”
CM: I hate these guys who come up to women acting like retards, thinking they have such big balls, and ask if they’re real. You’re pretty fucking stupid to ask me that question. So, I say, “Yeah, they’re real…expensive.” It’s usually so obvious.
12. And what kind of character study did she have to do for her part as a stripper in the movie Tom Kat?
CM: I have never been a stripper. But I’m pretty good in the sex kitten role. And I have a canopy bed at home. You can do a lot of swinging from poles on a canopy bed.
13. How many guys hit on her a day?
CM: Not as many as you would think. A lot of them are too nervous. At the gym, I put my headphones on and that sends out a message. But, come up to me at the cardio machine with a good conversation or don’t waste my time, punkass.
14. Okay, she’s married, but everyone has fantasies.
CM: I like men who are confident, and tall, dark and handsome. I usually don’t get the tall. But two out of three isn’t bad.
15. RAW locker room fantasies?
CM: I’m there for a reason and a purpose: to win the belt. I’m not there to make friends with them. Anytime you get 12 girls in a locker room everybody is not going to be best friends.
16. Candice’s most effective weapons in the ring?
CM: My character has a steel wand, I like to call my magic stick. And, no, it doesn’t vibrate. But I’ll have to check into that. I also have great assets to distract the refs with.
17. So, men and their fetish of “Daddy’s Girl…”
CM: Anybody wants to be that girl’s daddy. You want to be the one person they just salivate over and you’re their big daddy.
18. If she says so. What about favorite chick flicks?
CM: Dirty Dancing or Grease. I can sing the whole soundtrack. “Summer Lovin’” is my favorite.
19. Guys have to be wondering what’s up with the hot babe and little ugly dog fetish that’s going around.
CM: I think the Paris Hilton thing took it to the next level. I have two cute little guys. And it’s like being able to carry your best friend around with you.
20. It must feel good to have a bod like that and use it for good in the world.
CM: Sex sells, I’m not prejudiced against it. Seriously. You go and watch a hot flick and you put someone like Angelina Jolie in it, it’s going to be better because she’s smoking hot. Same thing with wrestling. If you put two hot girls in the ring… It’s part of our society, and nothing to be ashamed about.
21. And her feeling about the F.C.C. and S-E-X?
CM: If I could change something about society, it would be the rules and regulations of the F.C.C. We had to submit 13 different commercials before getting the Godaddy commercial approved for the Super Bowl. The 14th finally got approved. But it’s not at all like the one on the web.
22. And when they make the movie of Candice’s life, who is going to play her?
CM: Angelina Jolie or Carmen Electra. It’ll be called “RAW Sex, Go Daddy!”
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