And now a message from our Chief Guy:

We're a top secret organization working the trenches to make sure you get the lowdown on everything from Daily Dudes on the Dumbass to "getting lucky with a Desperate Housewife" -- or a gerbil, if that's your thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Yes, we were just the 1,239,013th comedians to steal that tired-ass joke from Seinfeld. We prefer to call it "borrow."

While we're on the subject of borrowing...

We'd like to borrow you for a few minutes every day. Not in that way. Behave yourselves. We're 100% hetero here. Though we might brake for David Hasselhoff. But we digress, nothing more to say here.

Time we smoke peace pipe,

Chief Guy

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