So many bimbo fingers around I thought someone should start a photo journal! If you see any, make sure to send them my way please. This is art, people.

“This finger is about the only thing I’ve had to eat for days!”

“I like my hot dogs rare, sailor.”

“I used to be a dumb blonde.”

“Forget my face. I have a finger and I know how to use it.”

“This finger-in-the-mouth-camouflage-thing will never let on that I have a huge Terradactyl penis.”

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If you like the sensitive singer-songwriter, look no further than those below. Click on the iTunes link under listed songs to locate particular artist.

Tom Freund

A little bit like Tom Waits, yet with a much more pleasing voice and not as many kinky instrumentals. OK, he dresses like Tom Waits, therefore the comparisons. Has the best song about John Lennon ever, sorry Elton. In fact, his whole album Collapsible Plans is built off a Lennon riff. Wondering if he got a care package from Yoko. Or maybe sent Yoko the entire album, which is truly listenable.

3 Songs:
Collapsible Plans - Collapsible Plans
Why Wyoming - Collapsible Plans
Copper Moon - Collapsible Plans

Joe Henry

Has the smokiest voice you’ll hear this decade. But not smoky in a raspy-been-in-rehab-one-too-many-times way. Smoky in a worldwide weariness set off against a sea of changing times and declining dreams. Not sure you’ll find a song that fits our current economic struggle, and as beautifully written, as Our Song. Opening lyrics:

I saw Willie Mays
At a Scottsdale Home Depot
Looking at garage door springs
At the far end of the 14th row

3 Songs:
Our Song - Civilians
Civil War - Civilians
Mean Flower - Scar

David Ford

A poor man’s Damien Rice, to be sure. And you may even be more moved by Ford’s music! That’s right, someone has been using his tunes in the name of therapy, inherent with a biting tone of blame that leaves no one unscathed. If you have a chance to see him tour, jump on the bus, as he creates eclectic tapestries (with the courtesy of loops) that are sure to leave the sweat dripping off your brow, and pain resonating in your heart.

3 Songs:
I’m Alright Now - Songs For The Road
Katie - I Sincerely Apologise for All the Trouble I’ve Caused
I Don’t Care What You Call Me - I Sincerely Apologise for All the Trouble I’ve Caused

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Monday, Monday, cant trust that day. Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way…

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Note what happens to the smoke

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Sometimes boredom can be so much fun! Especially when there’s always a channel guide to amuse oneself. Here’s a look at today’s best in porn:

Interracial Facials
White sluts leave their sheltered lives and let loose their inner nymph with dark meat.

Bounce My Jugs
Busty babes get dived into face first for a wild afternoon of in your face jug thumping.

“Don’t get lost, k?”

Home Boy Hungry Hotties
Cultural cuties are horny for home boys with filthy black poles.

“You must have meant Ralph Sampson.”

Bang My Wife 4 Me
Cougars, Asians and a young Mrs plug their holes with any stud who will drop his pants.

“And you thought we were totally gay!”

Big Sausage Pizza 19
Nymphs wrap their mouths around a 12 inch main course.

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Seriously. Once you’ve reached the Silhouette of Shit there’s no turning back. Junk it. Learn from the fertilizer, often your own. When you can admit that, and start to dredge it up, you’re on your way.

“Warp speed ahead: Must…reach…Oz…fest…soon.”

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