First, they bust the music industry’s balls by releasing their own album, In Rainbows, which, oh yeah, get this, you could’ve downloaded for free from their website (though no longer).

And, for the last month, they’ve been making news with their mesmerizing new video made with only lasers. Huh? WTF? Whatever, you figure it out, watch it yourself.

Caution: BYOB. B is 4 Bong. It’s highly recommended. So, take a little pause, then enjoy Radiohead’s House of Cards video.

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Six things she shouldn’t be saying to her stalker:

1. Hello.

2. Do you park here often?

3. I’ve seen bigger penises on my brothers.

4. I bet that made you real popular in high school.

5. Sure, I’ll get in.

6. I hope you don’t mind yeast infections.

Joseph Biden is thinking about answering one of those ads in the sports section. How else is an old white man going to measure up? Oh right, he’s got a brain.

With Obama’s girth and Biden’s brain, we may be on the way to Oz. Follow the Yellow Brick Road, Democrats, follow the Yellow Brick Road.

Wait. Who’s the Wizard in this case? Hu Jintao?

The Week’s Convention Schedule

1. Sunglasses

2. Drama

3. Sex in the City

4. Anorexia

5. Driving skills

6. Overweight best friend

7. Gossip

8. Perfume

9. Ex-boyfriends

10. You can’t ball

“Seriously, I have no idea what he’s doing back there. And no one’s ever told me I look like Tina Fey, thank you.”

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Critics are calling it “a comedic masterpiece.”

Okay, so who’s doing the critiquing? Is it like, um, the New York Times? No. Chicago Tribune? No. Entertainment Weekly? No. USA Today? No. National Enquirer? No. Larry King? YES.

The highly credible movie reviewer King continues: “The Coen brothers have out done themselves.”

Yeah, in making a shitty movie, obviously.

If your marketing geniuses are reduced to Larry King soundbites, you know your film is in a whole lot of trouble. This is a man who would praise a moldy orange if he could squeeze something out of it.

Burn before even seeing?

“I happen to like oranges.”

We’ll never learn, will we? Not at this point. The disease of ignorance and stupidity has run rampant. You stupid people would be ashamed of yourselves, if you only knew better.

Don’t you understand? By moving away from the “Smart” candidate, you’re reinforcing “stupid” in our country. Is being smart really that much of a threat to you? Don’t your children deserve a chance to grow up and be smart? Or do you want them growing up just like you? Forget we even asked that question, just file this one under:

“Stupid is as stupid does.”

“He’s not a smart man, but he knows what a voting boner is.”

The views in this article are not necessarily shared by The Guy Report. Well, not all of us, anyway.

“Do you want fries with that?”

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