1. “I hate you.”

2. Mail your homemade porn tapes to her parents.

3. Tell her she’s as skanky as Paula Abdul.

4. Tell her again.

5. Report the inadequacy of her BJ technique on wall at Facebook.

6. When you see her face, you don’t even know her — unless she wants to give you a break-up BJ.

7. Report that she did on Facebook.

8. “Je te deteste.”

9. Tell the next b/f you gave her the clap.

10. Give him the clap, too.